four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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