Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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