when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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