U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
