what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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