That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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