Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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