There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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