that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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