I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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