Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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