i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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