you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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