dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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