He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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