I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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