operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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