I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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