I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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