you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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