Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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