in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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