I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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