When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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