can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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