ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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