Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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