just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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