That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
