awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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