i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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