I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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