You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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