it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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