not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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