Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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