you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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