big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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