is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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