i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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