tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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