You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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