Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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