if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
