Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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