Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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