Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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