Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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