i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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