yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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