I just pynch a tree in the face
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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