hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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