the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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