these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Damn victory sex feels great
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
